Any ideas on how to remove s***n from a computer keyboard?

Question

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Answer 1

I really don't wanna know how s***n can get on your keyboard in the first place.

I just know this is an idiotic and insincere question.... but I'll bite. Turn off your computer, or unplug your keyboard, depending on whether or not you have a laptop or desktop computer... and then remove the keys, put them in a cloth bag and toss them into the washing machine.

Wipe off the rest of the keyboard with a damp, almost-dry rag.

And refrain from jacking off at your pc again.

Answer 2

You insert a female egg and allow to grow.  To form the personality you just keep the web address showing on the computer.