Any ideas to make fun of...?

Question

Hey everybody!

Quick question: Anyone know ways to make fun of a person with the last name Terrafenko? (Pronounced Terra-Fanko)

This is a family friend and i'm running out of ways to make fun of his funny last name. The favorite was that the last name sounds like a first and last name of a stripper and another would be Farie-Fanko.

Lots of creativity would be appreciated thanks!!!

Answer 1

Terror W@nker

Answer 2

Terrafenko the g*y bartender from mykonos

Answer 3

Fank THIS!

Answer 4

if you need to thank him for something ..in a mock chinese accent say 'ahh tella....fanko'

i know bit lame buts it's late here :-)