Any joke like if u were any slower, u'd be dead by now....ny other jokes and insult lines like these?

Question

Any joke like if u were any slower, u'd be dead by now....ny other jokes and insult lines like these?

Answer 1

dude, my grandma is faster than you, and she's in a wheelchair....hahaha, corny, but all i could come up with at the moment

Answer 2

your jokes are cornier than your grandmamma's feet

Answer 3

If your brain exploded it wouldn't even blow your nose.



I can't tell you what time it is - by the time I figure it out, it will be some other time.

Answer 4

If you cooked any slower you'd need an Egg Calender.  (Instead of an egg timer)