Any kool sayings you wanna give me?

Question

I just want some kool sayings thanx!

Answer 1

is it about anything in particular? Word play, etc? some of my faves are:

~ Some days it isn't even worth chewing through the restraints

~ Don't make me get my flying monkeys

~ I put ketchup on my ketchup

~ The doctors say I have adhd. They just don't understand that - OH LOOK! A chicken!!

~ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain.

Try going to www.whatonearth.com, and looking through their T-Shirts. Lots of funny saying. Or google "funny quotes", and see what you get!

Answer 2

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

-Dr. Seuss

Who doesn't love Dr. Seuss?? :)

Answer 3

A mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions. -Oliver Wendell Holmes

The man who is born with a talent which he is meant to use finds his greatest happiness in using it. -Johann von Goethe

Do not write a check with your tongue that your actions cannot cash. -Neal A. Maxwell

You need a change of soul rather than a change of climate. -Seneca

It is never too late to be what you might have been. -George Eliot