Any mean but good nicknames?

Question

theres this kid named abe who is an *** and my name is garrett and he calls me gayett and fagett and i want a mean nickname to call him his name is abe again

Answer 1

if he is tall call me shorty

if he is fat call him twiggy

and if he is a red head call him a tomato

Answer 2

tell him to grow the f*ck up before he gets assassinated.  

Answer 3

Abe? wtf kinda name is this? not the 1800s anymore with Lincoln's name... his parents high wen they named him? i dunno say that or jus ****** him up