Any mile high club members out there?

Question

hey guys, i'm looking to maybe join the mile high club with my boyfriend but we're confused about logistics - how not to get caught etc

how did you pull it off (so to speak)?

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Answer 1

The plane we were on was only 1/3 full, we were near the back with no one behind us. We lifted the arm rests and made the 4 seats one and then went at it.

Answer 2

Yea, we have do the same as Jess a couple of times, but on nearly every flight we are on, we go into the bathroom together, but a few minutes apart. I put a pillow of my lady's face so that the other passengers can't hear her screaming with pleasure in the act. We try to do this on all flights we are on that are over two hours. It raelly hits the spot when there is a bit of turbulence. Its great fun. Enjoy!!

Answer 3

There's no perfect plan, but you can try this.

Have your boyfriend go to the restroom.  Leave the door unlocked and use the mirror to comb his hair in case anybody walks in.

Give him a minute head start, then go to the restroom.  Enter and lock the door.

After you've joined The Club, have him go back to his seat and you stay in the restroom for another minute.

Worst case, people will be suspicious.  But, you won't get caught in the act.

Answer 4

Forget the sneak off into the plane's bathroom ( which invites disaster trying s*x in there to begin with....and it's been so overdone already).  Rising fuel prices, Federal Sky Marshal(s) and uptight airline politically correct policies may land you and boyfriend under arrest, banned from flying THAT airline----or even put on the "No Flying" list.  So joining via "red-eye" commercial flights logically seems to be out.....but hope is not all lost here.

It could be a bankroll---but what better way for boyfriend to express his committed love for you---but hiring a charter private flight can make this fantasy possible; given the pilot is told why this flight is being done.

And there might well be Mile High private air businesses out there---discreetly offering flights for this reason; but for understandable legal reasons, their speciality is not put out ( pun intended...wink, wink) there publicly.