Any one know of Dirty/Funny Text message forwards??

Question

Im not gunna lie, I Love dirty or funny text message forwards!!!

=]

Do you have any good ones?!?!?

Thanks!

Answer 1

q: what's the position that makes the sexiest baby?

a: if u don't know, ask MY parents.

[get it, i say i'm s**y]

Answer 2

ummm,,,

"If you woke up and I was in your bed would u

A: scream

B:Laugh

C:Kiss me

D:***** me

E:hit me

F:Go back to sleep"

I know more, i just gotta find them

ok...found them

"He came 2 me one night,...explored my body...licked, suckd, swallowed and had his fill...when satisfied he left...I hurt....F*ckn mosquito"

Send this to somebody you hate, love, wanna f*ck, wanna kill, wanna kiss, your best friend or you worst enemy

the only thing is, why did u get this?

What are the 3 wonders of women? The produce mail without grazing, bleed for 7 days without dying and bury a bone deeper than a dog without getting the nose wet.

What's whute and sticky and found on a bathroom wall...

George Micheals latest release

What's long, slender and green and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit's finger

Why is air a lot like s*x?

bcuz its no big deal unless your not getting any

Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day......

1st drunk says ' i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks'

2nd drunk says ' Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night, i drove home, crashed into a tree, kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden'

3rd drunk says ' Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night, I stole a police car, drove it into my house, threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed'

The 1st drunk says ' I dont think you understood me.....Chunks is my dog'

What's the definition of disgusting...

stuffing 12 oysters up your gma's p***y and sucking out 13

I want to suck you... l**k you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

how do u breathe thru that thing

What are 3 words u never want to hear while f*ckn?

honey I'm home

What do u get when u cross ESP and PMS?

a ***** who knows eveything

Man marries deaf girl. He says we must work out a code if I want s*x I will stroke your left breast. u reply by pulling my p***s once for yes or 50 times for no