Any pick up lines? suggestions?

Question

Any pick up lines? suggestions?

Answer 1

Hi ! my name is Mike.

it's that easy

Answer 2

just be yourself no pick up lines will make you seem cooler

Answer 3

I don't know about any to say to a guy, as I am a guy.

But I came up with a kinda dirty one to say to a girl

"If you were a car, I'd fill you up"

Answer 4

i lost my number can i borrow yours

Answer 5

are you from tenisse cause u the only 10 I see?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you know the difference between cheeseburgers and s*x? If not, wanna do lunch? ^^

Answer 6

hey fine thing lemme buy you a fish sandwich

Answer 7

your the S E X Y flame on top on my candle

and

ur as hot as a hot pappa

Answer 8

How much does a polar bear weigh???

enough to break the ice. hi im ....

Answer 9

Say " Did You Just f**t?..Because You Blew Me Away"

Answer 10

here are some funny ones

are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

good thing i brought my libary card cause im checkin you out

excuse me, but could i get a picture of you i wanna show santa what i want for christmas

can i have directions, other "to where", your heart

did the sun come out or did you smile

hey i lost my phone number can i get yours

I may not be fred flinstone but i sure could make your bed rock

you must be tired, (other person "why...", because youve been running through my mind

Answer 11

haha some guy used this on my sister.. she works at starbucks.

sister- what can i get you today?

guy- let me get a Grande Josephine * her name*

sister- haha no really..

guy- mocha iced tea please

sister-anything else?

guy-can i also get that smile... to go?

hahahahahahahahhaa.  maybe you could use that on a guy!

but heyy we're girls, we don't need pick up lines! :]

Answer 12

your a girl... just show some skin

Answer 13

funny ones or serious ones?

two funny ones are:

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Answer 14

put your hands down my pants and i bet you'll feel nuts...LOL, the only one(s) I can think of for any gender are

Let's make the perfect crime, I steal your heart and you steal mine

I wished I have 5 lives. So I can have 5 different careers, 5 times the fun, live in 5 different towns, 5 times the food.....and to fall in love with you 5 times

Got the second one from bleach. I used to know more, but some are somewhat inapropriate. Hope this helps =)

Answer 15

lol why is this in makeup

Answer 16

Say "I never believed in love at first sight until you walked into the room" or if you are with two men, ask them how did they get to know each other.  You can say "Do you promise to respect me in the morning if you take me home?"  Also, you can say, "Would you like to know why my new day is off to such a great start?  It's because I have met a s**y and amazing guy like yourself."  You can say "Have you made your New Year's resolutions yet?  Mine is to date a cute boy like you."  You could say "What are you doing tomorrow?"  This is always a good line to use, because if he isn't doing anything, then you can ask her to hang with ya.  

Answer 17

Is it hot in here or is it just YOU!

Answer 18

ur a girl. its called cleavage!

Answer 19

my draws smell like dooky and if you're lucky you can have a taste tonight  

Answer 20

umm, why would a girl need a pickup line?

Answer 21

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." He says, "Bet's on." You kiss him then say, "I lost."

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

Answer 22

just show your b***s