Any quotes of friendship? or any joke that can make anyone laugh?

Question

Any quotes of friendship? or any joke that can make anyone laugh?

Answer 1

simple quote...

I destroy my enemies,

when i make my friends :))

Answer 2

here----

friends are like fishes

u hafta b patient and sit dere long to catch a nice 1

better stay nice

or i'll fry u!

sendis 2 ur frnd

Answer 3

I love this one: "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

And "A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."

Answer 4

Fun ways to drive people crazy...

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http://www.everythingunderthemoon.net/dr...

http://www.quizilla.com/users/Burning-Ca...

All the laws of Murphy in one place

http://www.murphys-laws.com/

http://cheeringcharms.com/

http://www.humorcolumnist.com/index.html

Answer 5

All friends are not alike just like a ship. If one is a rudder, other is a sailor, one is an engine and rest are wooden sealing and you are in an ocean with them all. So , just mind it they can sink you one day or pour oil in troubled waters the other day, when misery struck you.  Hence there are referred as FRIEND ship.

Answer 6

when you hit rock bottom it can't get any worse, you either go up or sideways

Answer 7

Here are a few funny ones from famous people.

Benjamin Franklin

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Euripides

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

Harry S. Truman

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Clifton Fadiman

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Alice Duer Miller

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

Jimmy Durante

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Ann Richards

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Answer 8

A good friend will lend you an umbarella when its raining

but a best friend will take yours and say "run *****, run!"

Hope this helps

xx

Answer 9

'Don't follow me, I may not lead you...

Don't lead me, I may not follow you...

Just walk beside me, as my FRIEND'

Answer 10

An acquaintance is a person known enough to borrow from and not enough to lend to

A friend in need is a friend indeed.  But look from the friend's side--if you are not paying you are not a friend

Answer 11

There are no such people as 'strangers' - they're just friends you have yet to meet !

Answer 12

A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED.

LAUGH AND GROW FAT.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

Answer 13

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Answer 14

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