Any stupid things to say?(I'm really bored)

Question

Yeah, so...my second option was to drop a bag of sugar on the floor and count all the sugar crystals, but that'd be too bored. lol. So, can anyone give me alot of stupid things to say, but not like..horribly over doing it. Need something like "I'll give you my phone number, and you prank call me." lol. :o

Answer 1

Here's one for you...Is your refrigerator running?  If so you better go catch it.  I know stupid bu that what you wanted!! lol

Answer 2

I can kick in the nads and runn away yelling im the ginger bread man!

orrrrrrr azzz quack

Answer 3

wow you have alot of extra time.  hmmm

"if you give me $20, I'll let you buy me lunch"

Answer 4

The person under me should go live under a rock and die, cause no one likes you!!! :P LOL jk!

Answer 5

Um, you are in a treasure trove of stupidity right now!  Just read over half of these questions, and there is a freaking goldmine of stupid, nonsensical things to say.

Answer 6

hahahahahahahaha the bag of sugar thing is funny!

im bored tooo!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

umm.....go buy a hamburger and smush it in a barbeque and fire up your stove and eat the burnt hamburger and set your hair in fire??? i dunno i just made that up...hahahhahahha LMAO

Answer 8

how about... "I don't have enough money to buy you lunch could I barrow it from you"

sorry   thats all I can think of

Answer 9

Let me prank call you then! JK! Anyways this summer is a bummer so just kick back and relax because you really have nothing to do.

Answer 10

you should call a random number and say sumthing retarded like "OMG A GIANT MANEATING PLATYPUS JUST ATE MY LEG CALL 911" idk but thats what i do a lot hehe

Answer 11

steps:

1. go get magnifying glass

2. turn carpet over

3. bend on all 4's

4. scrutinize mat for . . .

5. u guessed,

COKE BUGS

Answer 12

give me a thums up i am trying to get as many points as i can !!!! =) thx ur a doll!!!!!!!!!