Any suggestions for funny pregnancy shirts??

Question

okay...so I like all those funny maternity shirts that say "pregnant. not fat" and other things but, I'm not gonna lie, I'm too cheap to pay the cost of the shirt AND shipping!! I was just wondering if you have any other funny sayings so I can make my own (because I'm creative and cool like that!!!!) :]

Answer 1

my mother in law had a shirt that said "Made in Egypt" on the belly

(father in law was stationed there at the time)

Answer 2

I'll post the link to my favorite on I'm planning on buying - not necessarily funny but cute.  You can also look around on the site, they have TONS of other funny ones!  Have fun!

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/mater...

Answer 3

I like the one that says "If you didn't put it there, don't touch it!" especially if you hate when all those strangers want to touch the bump!

Also I like

"the baby made me eat it"

"because I'm pregnant, that's why"

"if you think my mom is cute, wait until you see me"

and

"Yes, I'm pregnant

  It's a boy/girl

  I'm due in ____

No, you can't touch the belly"

Answer 4

All i asked for was a backrub!

Do my shoes match?

I can grow people  whats your superpower?

Answer 5

I like the shirts that say "all i wanted was a back rub"... when they are noticeably pregnant.

Answer 6

"Touch the belly, lose the hand!!!"

"I'm fat because i'm pregnant...what's your excuse?" (a little rude i know but still funny)

Answer 7

baby on board

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or just ate so wacth out

Answer 8

I had one that said "We're Hungry!" my husband bought it because all I did was eat the first few months. You rock for making them yourself!

Answer 9

I saw a pregnant lady wearing a shirt once that said "All I wanted was a backrub..."

I almost peed my pants.

some other ones I've seen are

-Say Hello to My Little Friend (with an arrow)

-Yes, I'm pregnant. It's a boy. I'm due in February. No, you can't touch my belly

-Nothing says Lovin' like a bun in the Oven

-Pregasarus

Oh, and personally, I'm thinking of making one for myself that says

"No, it's not twins."

and then on the back. "yes, I'm sure"

Answer 10

I had one that said "Ever been slapped by a pregnant chick?  Touch my belly and live the experience"  I was so sick of people touching my belly.

Answer 11

I had one that said "mind the bump"...not really funny but good because people bumped into it all the time