Any suggestions for funny t-shirt quotes for bar staff?

Question

Im the manager at a new modern pub, and am looking to get the staff funny quote t-shirts in black with white writing. Suggestions so far are things like...

'' tip tip horaay!!''

''Stop staring at my tips''

''Mines a pint !!'

any more ?? thankss

Answer 1

Don't siesta - come and fiesta

Vodka matter with u ?

Are you any wiser, Bud ?

Answer 2

Double?

double shot that is

Answer 3

I saw this sign in a bar:  "Free drinks all day tomorrow"  (Of course "tomorrow" never comes because every day is tomorrow).....

Answer 4

you no like how you have james bond going

"the name bond james bond"

PUT the name ....(the name of the pub e.g flying)

... plying green

or arrows saying i work here... unfortunatly

Answer 5

http://www.printwhatyouthink.co.uk/sloga...

http://www.tshirtgenius.co.uk/

http://www.tshirtstudio.com/site/funny-t...

try some of these sites.....theres a few drink slogans on them

Answer 6

if you see da police...

    WARN A BROTHER

Answer 7

How about " I swear to drunk I'm not God"

Seen here... http://www.spotlighttees.com

John

Answer 8

"Explain before you complain."

---joey de leon, filipino comedian/ tv host/ actor---

Answer 9

How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

Will Inebriate For Tips.  

Answer 10

'You've just been served'

Have it on the back, so when they walk away from the customer, the customer can see it.

Answer 11

The best things in life are free, except our beer and stuff.

If this looks blurred to you, then thanks for drinking here.

If our beers sing, it's because they're drunk.

Answer 12

What about something like << your turn  "BEER" the tab!>>