Any tall people jokes?

Question

Im very tall lol and Im a girl, but I wanna make fun of it, just like the other kids make fun of their characteristics....Do u know any jokes?

Answer 1

like, you can't offer an old lady your seat on the bus cos you'd hit your head if you stand up

Answer 2

wats the weather like up there?

Answer 3

im tall too and somtimes i tell my friends that my back hurts from bending over to talk to them

Answer 4

If anyone ever says, 'I can see you're tall!'

Reply, 'I can see your dandruff'