Any tools in household good for masterbating??

Question

ok im 20...and i been so h0rny latly and i have no vibrator and my boyfriend, well we work and we dont live together but i dont want to go buy a vibrator or nothing cuz i know how my mom is and she is always going in my room and searches for things..i was wondering if there is anything in a household that would be a good tool for masterbating wit out hurting me??? any suggestion>?

Answer 1

I second the bath water suggestion...

However I use the shower :)  I can adjust the settings so it flows like a hose, not a shower :)

Holllaaaaa :)

Answer 2

well, i think its kinda odd that your 20 and your mom still searches your room and all. sorry, that must suck. idk what to suggest that hasnt already been mentioned before.

Answer 3

candle,vibrating toothbrush, cucumber. Have fun!  

Answer 4

put a pillow between your legs & have fun ;) ;) works for me

Answer 5

their is a rubber ducky vibrator that you could buy pretty cheap and your mom wont even know what it is but as far as home gadgets try using a liquor bottle with a nice shaped top

Answer 6

The bath. Yup. Put her up under the running bath water and just try to hold her there. But uh. I wouldnt suggest household items... Maybe a vibrating toothbrush?

Answer 7

anything that fits tbh.

rolling pin,

remote

bannana

cucumber

vibrting toothbrush

brush handel

carrot

celery

anything thats round

my favourite is a cucumber, just don't put it back in the fridge :)

happy marsterbating

Answer 8

ride a pillow

Answer 9

cucumber.

bananna.(:

Answer 10

well i noticed one day that our pillows smelt like *** and weird liqiud stuff and finally my g/f said she masturbated on our pillows when i wasn't home. she said it feels good and she sits on top of it and rides it with her hips or something.

Answer 11

i wanted to kno this question as well haha. how embarresing is that.  I've tried the sharpy markers, the end duh i would never put ink up there =/ the end of brushes, a vibrating tooth brush but too much friction and not easy slide.  I've never tried a bananna haha umm i've used a hand vibrater for your back and sore muscles, it doesnt fit inside cuz it's as big as your head haha but just the touch outside is enogh for me to say the best masterbating tool i've ever used!!! i dnt have it anymore though =( ummm finger, the plastic tampon and thats all i can think of haha.

Answer 12

one word.............FINGER...WASH IT FIRST TO MUCH GERM DONT WANT TO GET uti

Answer 13

ive never really experienced this but alot of my mates have one has tried a vibrating teeth brush, another has use a chocolate bar ewwwww!!!!! i heard a ice lolly was ment to be pleasing but iv got no tips.

Answer 14

the end of a brush

chair leg

carrot

banana

remote control