Any truck drivers....?

Question

Have you ever picked up a s**y frisky female hitch-hiker and had a bit of how's your father, or is that a p**n mag letters page myth?

Answer 1

I'm not a truckie but I want to see some of these answers!

;)

Answer 2

Have you ever picked up a s**y frisky female hitch-hiker and had a bit of how's your father, or is that a p**n mag letters page myth?

WHAT??

Answer 3

Nope ....and I must be reading the wrong mags too.  LOL

Answer 4

u could pick up something else like hiv or aids

Answer 5

This thing only happens when you least expect it.

I have been travelling the same stretch of road for about 5 years and nothing ever happened, until only once I was not expecting it to, when suddenly a young female about 18 was hitching a lift, I pulled over and she jumped in. It was about 1130pm and I was off duty but driving home. I asked her where she wanted to be dropped off and she said she was going to the Dragonara Hotel so I dropped her off there. After I stopped and helped her out, she said are you coming with me ?  - I did not need a second time and said I would park the truck. She said I will wait.

True to her word she was waiting for me, I could not believe my luck and I thought that I would only regret it later on in life.

She told me that the Hotel room was already paid for in advance, she told me that originally she ordered a single room, but all they had was a double suite with its own Jacuuzi bath. Well you can imagine my surprise. I felt a bit odd at first but after a few drinks, I had the wildest s*x I had ever had, and a lovely breakfast in the morning, I left her at about 9am and went straight to work. I was on cloud nine for the rest of the day. The remarkable thing was we did not even exchange names. I still remember this although it happened over 25 years ago, and often wonder what became of her.

Every word of this is absolutelly true, and I still pass the Hotel to this day, it has altered and now has a Casino in the front. I look at it and remember the unforgettable experience that will remain with me for the rest of my life.

Answer 6

Naughty for thinking things like that, tut tut,tut, ..... lol

Answer 7

That s**y, Frisky Female can be "Hazardous To Your Health".....!!

Answer 8

i think my passenger was actually a rare form of bacteria but i pretended it was janet jackson and td went for it with my wanger. then i went to a truck stop for a p**s. it came out blue.

Answer 9

Every night in my dreams.

Answer 10

Nope.....but one can dream.

Answer 11

My boss tells a story about being picked up by a female truck driver.We get 70-80 trucks a night delivering here,now and again there`s a woman driving.They sometimes park up at the back of the yard for drivers rest breaks.One night my boss,who was then  a security guard ,was made an offer.There are 300 employees here, so it was`nt long before his abscence was noticed.When he climbed down from the cab there where no shortage of witnesses.Before I worked here but the witnesses are still here.