Any truth in the rumour?

Question

that a polis horse collapsed and died in sauchihall street last night, but it had to be dragged into hope street cos the polis couldnae spell sauchihall?

Answer 1

you must have been that polis as it's spelled sauchiehall.

Answer 2

that a police horse collapsed and died in Southall street last night, but it had to be dragged into hope street because  the police couldn't spell Southall street? i don't know

Answer 3

A guy running full pelt down sauchiehall street, a polis stops him and says what's wrong.the man says a lion has escaped from the zoo,the polis turns white and says what way is it headed.the guy says,Well ah'm no' chasin' it.

I just corrected my spelling in case I get into trouble.

Matty he never said he made it up,mine is an old joke as well,some people won't have heard them.

Answer 4

Thats a Billy connolly one except it was a drunk and the police and he told it about 20 years ago

Answer 5

polis?

End Game!