Anybody else almost kill a hockey player today?

Question

So, I just drove 43202 MPH to share this with you. I was just leaving a the Home Depot parking lot,I'm driving along, minding my business, and this guy just waltzes in front of my car, not at the crosswalk or anything. He's wearing an Armani suit and talking on his cell phone, sets the car alrm off over his shoulder...I'm sitting there like WTF, when he suddenly realizes what he's done. He makes this real appologtic face and puts his hands up like, "Oh! Sorry! Sorry!" At which point, I roll down the window, laughing hysterically, and go, "Its ok Rob Ray! You CROSS that street Razor!"

That's right kiddies, I contemplated committing the freck-hicular manslaughter of Rob Ray at Home Depot.

Answer 1

Haha! That's funny as h**l.

No, I live in Cleveland, where am I going to find any NHL players here? The only thing we hit here are deer, squirrels, racoons and trash cans. The freeway's of Cleveland are like a roadkill buffet.

Yea, kind of what Joe said, I wouldn't want you to be in prison! Who else is going to know me so well if you are in a cell? LOL

Answer 2

Next time you see him at Home Depot or anywhere else in Buffalo tell him to get his sorry @$$ back home here for the birthday parade here in Stirling. He has to be here after all he is the main float. Not on the float he is the float. Stirling is a small town and he's a big guy.

Answer 3

I saw Mario Lemieux and his wife at a local hospital, this was during his playing days.  One of his legs is as tall as all of me.

He was very friendly and personable.

Answer 4

I always thought a Leafs fan would try to kill Ray. LOL

I remember running into Joe DeLamillure at a car dealership once. Great guy

Answer 5

Yes...Home Depot I can believe. Now if you had said Office Depot I wouldn't have believed a word of it.

Answer 6

lol 43202 MPH?

funny **** man

Answer 7

Wow! but i think it was just you

Answer 8

WoW!!! LMAO Freckles

Answer 9

That’s hilarious!!!! I once saw Ken Hitchcock at Target, but I didn’t almost kill him. Lol

Answer 10

LMFAO!! Good thing you didn't think it was Sammy cause I need my daily dose of Freckles and jail is not a place for you.They don't alllow nose piercings and I don't think you have Sangria with your din din.

Freck-hicular?LMAO again

Answer 11

I've seen Ray Bourque at Dunkin Donuts many times...but I would never want to hurt him; the guy is a hero around here.

Answer 12

no but i have 4 kids i could kill ...............not

Answer 13

Haha see his wife anywhere? He was probably scared she'd suddenly show up and smack him in the face with another 2X4, so he was understandably distracted!

Answer 14

I thought Roadkill was limited to Whitetrashville where the locals proudly proclaim that "if Roadkill sounds like the last meal you ate, you might be a redneck!"

Answer 15

Bob Probert used to come into the BK I worked at many moons ago, I never liked him and I never made a big deal about him like the other girls did.