Anybody else?

Question

Has anybody else taken Judomofo's chi building course?

If not I highly recomend it. I have never had this level of Chi energy before. Two guys came up to me and started to try and pick a fight, and using judo's secrets my aura appeared and they ran off screaming. I can't wait to get to the 3rd video and get inducted into the secret society.

Answer 1

I think you are confused with Chuck Norris' chi course.

Answer 2

My Chi is already so powerful I can clear a room without moving a mussel. There is a sport bar near one of our schools where I can be seen training on rare occasions when Grand Master visits. I don't need no Judomofo or Chuck's Chi building course. Just another Black and Tan for me. Lots of raw cabbage helps to.

Please do not share these secrets with any novices. they may hurt themselves relieving all that pent up energy.

Answer 3

he smokes 2 joints in the morning, he smokes 2 joints at night, he smokes 2 joints in the afternoon, it makes him feel alright. he smokes 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war, he smokes2 joints before he smokes 2 joints, and then he smokes 2 more.

Answer 4

That's all well in good but have you tried the real grand ultimate super ninja chi developement where you meditate not by breathing thru your mouth and nose but thru your a**s.

You will have a few accidents to begin with just cut back on the bran.

Answer 5

I had to take a break from course two; my Chi buildup was so great, I almost blew the top of my own head off, and ruined AT LEAST three pairs of pants...I think I have a blockage in my Chi channel, so I have put off continuing and have gone on a high-fiber diet to hopefully flush my system and allow more Chi to flow...

I DO hope that I can continue; I would love to have the ability to defeat my enemies with a sideways glance and wave of the hand...

EDIT: DANG it!! I KNEW I was missing something!!! I'll go "Tap that" now...

Answer 6

So.... were your joints smoking.... or did you just smoke a joint???!!!

Answer 7

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