I was in a resturant and i go down to the basement when i see Satan and hes eating people, i quickly take out a SMG gun and shoot him but the bullets ricochet off his back, so he turns around and i see a small mechanical part of him, so i shoot there, it seems to hurt him but not enough. Satan takes out a SMG of his own and shoots at me so i dive for cover behind a crate. After a while he goes back to eating and i sneak past him, and run into a room, pulling out a prototype laser cannon. I take it and aim, i press a button but there are so many, he doesnt seem to be hurting so i press another button and as it turns out thats was the button to turn it on...so i shoot him and Satan's hurting. Then the owners of the resturant come down and they are shocked. I dont want to hurt the people so i take out the SMG and shoot Satan. I wake up...dammit, sorry humanity, i didnt kill Satan yet. Whats it mean???
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