Anybody know any good one liners?

Question

Anybody know any good one liners?

Answer 1

"if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Answer 2

If you want death, come forward

-Neo(?) The Matrix

Don't think you are, know you are

-Morpheus (the matrix)

Touch me and those hands will never touch anything again

-Trinity (the matrix reloaded)

If we have to give these b******s our lives, we give them h**l before we do!

-Mifune (the matrix revolutions)

Bring it

-Torrance (bring it on)

It's not just a bag, it's prada

(white chicks)

I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

-Grace Hart (miss congeniality)

Your death will change nothing, but ou can do something by living

-Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)

The weak shall perish but the strong will survive

-Shishio (Rurouni Kenshin)

Answer 3

Is that a 'clip-on' tie?.....lol

Answer 4

You do have to know the person for this one, probably work with them; but it has worked for me every time I used it.

"This place is h**l...But I'd rather spend eternity in h**l with my angel than be in heaven without her."

Kind of long and again you have to be in kind of a bad place with them for it to even make sense, but it has worked for me all three times I used it.  It has never failed.

Answer 5

Did you know that me and Alan Ladd are the same height?