Anybody know any redneck jokes?

Question

we have to tell jokes in school for a warm-up thing. does anyone have any good redneck jokes that are "appropriate" for me to tell?

Answer 1

the only one ive heard is you might be a redneck if you wipe with taco bell napkins:)

Answer 2

what's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

hey buba hold my beer n watch this

Answer 3

People might think you are a Redneck if...

Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house

You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck

Answer 4

A Redneck told the pharmacist, "I have a hot date tonight, and I need me some perteckion. How much is a pack of them there rubbers gonna cost me"?



The pharmacist responded, "A three-pack of condoms is $6.99, with tax".

"TACKS"! hollered the Redneck. "Gawll A'Mighty! Don't they stay on by theirselves?!"

Answer 5

look up jeff foxworthy cuz he has the best ones sooooooooooo funny

heres a pretty good link to some of his jokes

http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/comedy/inde...

Answer 6

You know you're a redneck if every car you've ever owned is still parked in your back yard.

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