Anybody know any super funny yo momma jokes?

Question

funniest one gets the free 10 points lol.

yo momma got 1 arm and swim n circles lol :D

Answer 1

yo mamma is so poor I asked her if we could watch color tv and she said to get the crayons.

yo mamma is so poor I asked if I could use the bathroom and she said "oh just pick a corner."

Answer 2

yo momma so stupid she saw a school bus drive by and yelled stop that twinkie! hahaha.

Answer 3

Here is a site that has a lot of Yo Mama jokes: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.ht...

Answer 4

yo momma so stupid, when she gets a call she starts running because her phone says Sprint.

yo mommas so fat, when she walks down the street in a red dress, all the kids say "hey Mr. Koolaide!"

yo momma so poor, she was walkin down the street kickin a can and i asked "what are ya doin" she said "I'm moving"

  

Answer 5

Yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said  to be continued!

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved!

Answer 6

im not a momma hater but i got a good one

yo momma soo fat that when she turned around she got lost!

lol.. made that one up!