Anybody know how I could contact Gary Bettman?

Question

...and persuade him to stop being such a douchebag?

Answer 1

all i know is that u can ward him off with a garlic b/c he looks like a vampire

Answer 2

You cant stop him from being a douche...

Answer 3

[e-mail]

www.kraponyew.com

www.whydoesithurtwhenipee.com

It's actually

National Hockey League

1251 Avenue of the Americas

47th Floor

New York, NY 10020

or www.nhl.com

Answer 4

hahahaha i wish there was a way man.  even if you found a way to get in touch with him he'd never listen.  A true douchebag through and through

Answer 5

He's one of the hundreds of thousands of suit wearing douchebags that work in NYC. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find him. When you do, please kick him in the nuts for me too.