Anybody need someone to come work on a boat with them?

Question

i'm looking for a nice team of scientists i can cook and clean for while they scour the oceans for octupusses and other cool creatures. if you hire me though i have 2 conditions - i must bring my lovely dog along and you must hire a slightly rugged rouge for me to swoon over. get in touch.

Answer 1

I think you'll find it's octopi. You'd make a rubbish seawoman.

And you know the dog'd be sea sick.