Anybody see d**k Cheney lately? How come he's not looking for the Republican nomination?

Question

Anybody see d**k Cheney lately? How come he's not looking for the Republican nomination?

Answer 1

I hadn't seen him in a long while, then all off a sudden I seen him on my television screen. He's in Azerbaijan and then going to Georgia.  

Answer 2

Has anyone seen d**k Cheney for the last...7 years??

Hopefully he went hunting with Bush.

Answer 3

If Cheney was 10 years younger and had better health he would. His heart would probably not take  all that stress as the President's job requires.  

Answer 4

Because eight years ago he said he wouldn't.

Wow... you're all over this.

Answer 5

He's busy tapping his foot in an MSP men's room stall.

Answer 6

FACT: He is currently in Georgia claiming that he is giving morale support to Saackshville (Georgia president) while in truth he is trying to ignite another cold war with Russia