Anyone else think Mick Foley is the Antichrist?

Question

So if Satan is supposed to make an inferior copy of everything God does, what about the Trinity? Well, if you look at it:

God the Father: Sends plagues, frustrates people's plans and humiliates non believers. Versus Mankind: Pulls a sock out of his crotch and sticks it in someone's mouth.

Jesus: Dies for your sins and prays for his murderers. Versus Cactus Jack: Bleeds for your entertainment with a big smile on his face.

Holy Ghost: Also part of God, but not as fleshed out. Versus Dude Love: Also part of Mick Foley, but not as fleshed out.

Answer 1

They just don't like Mick Foley because he has enough  ''TESTICULAR FORTITUDE'',  to tell people when and where  TO GET OFF!!

Mick Foley==== my hero!!!

Answer 2

BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!! *

*For the answers report crew, the above was a reference to a frequent saying of Mr. Foley in his Cactus Jack character. Thank you!

Answer 3

i am the antichrist

Answer 4

Get thee behind me Satan!  It's blasphemy to even consider such a thing. Now repent by hitting yourself with a chair, falling through a cage and knocking out a tooth. And land on some tacks while you're at it.

Mick Foley is my god.

I kneel before Mick.

Answer 5

no hes just some guy who got rich off of getting the h**l beaten out of him