Anyone from Limerick?

Question

Anyone from Limerick?

Answer 1

Yeah, lived there for 16 years, moved to Clare last year, so I'm still right next door anyway.

Answer 2

there was a young lady from buckie,,,

Answer 3

Are you looking to get stabbed? or to get someone from stab city to do dirty work for you?

Answer 4

Yes. Why?

Answer 5

No but I'll tell you one:

There was an old man from Milan.

Who's limericks just wouldn't scan.

When told this was so. He said, "Yes I know".

It's just that I like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can!

Answer 6

well i have tried to communicate with limerick.a few times tonight ,and now we have you.

Answer 7

yessss but not limerick city why?

Answer 8

Yes, I'm still here!

Answer 9

There was a young chap from Ballybunion,

Whose wife caught him eating an onion,

Her suspicions arose,

So she caught him by the nose,

And swung him around by his trunion