Anyone got a list of Prince Phillip foot in mouth quotes?

Question

God the man should be an international diplomat.....not lol!

Answer 1

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1848553.st...

Answer 2

No, unfortunately I only have a 120gb harddrive.

Answer 3

there are probably a load of them

Answer 4

Top 15 Quotes of Prince Philip

1. China State Visit, 1986

If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

2. To a blind women with a guide

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

3. To an Aborigine in Australia

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation

“Where did you get the hat?”

Read more at http://listverse.com/humor/top-15-quotes...

Answer 5

He is a bit of a bugger isnt he, I have to admit to laughing at the time he said "did you hear that they now have eating dogs for anorexics" yeah I'll probably get thumbs down from the anti-humor lobby, but I laffed!!!

Answer 6

Do you still throw spears at each other?

-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)  

   If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

-- (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)  

   How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass test?

-- (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)  

   You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly.

-- (as told to a Briton in Hungary)  



      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœThe art of being a good guest is to know when to leave”

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh quote





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      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœI don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”



      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœWe live in what virtually amounts to a museum -- which does not happen to a lot of people.”

      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœDontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it”



      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœAll money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.”



      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœThe biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.”

    

      ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœWhen a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

Answer 7

everytime he opens his big mouth, he puts his foot in it.

Answer 8

no, i have not wouldnt want to

god save the queen

Answer 9

I don't know, but he is funny. How many other members of the royal family would get away with those? I reckon he would make a fantastic international diplomat. He would speak his mind. Why dont we replace Gordon Brown with him? lol.

Answer 10

My Favourite:

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it!"

Answer 11

This page offers a short but detailed list and discussion - the tone of the article makes me laugh! "Tact and diplomacy" indeed! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A269976