Anyone got any good Prince Phillip quotes or links to site with his quotes?

Question

The man is a legend lol!

Answer 1

http://www.slipups.com/tree/70.html

http://forums.multiplay.co.uk/printthrea...

Answer 2

It is always easy to be rude to people when they cannot answer back  (being the consort of our Queen  he uses this privilege without any thought of others)

I understand that his favourite sport ( no  not hunting deer) is humiliating the royal staff.

The rest of the royals observe the basic rules and treat them with courtesy and respect.

Answer 3

"Thanks for all the cash"

Answer 4

He is a liability i can tell you! but my favorite was when we were on a state visit to China in 1986, he told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed". I nearly died laughing!!!!

Have a look here if you dont believe me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/416992.stm

Answer 5

He visited the car plant where my ex's dad worked once.  

The managers who were showing Prince Phillip around (including my ex's dad) were waiting around for one of the other managers to join them before they did the tour, and Prince Phillip asked "What are we waiting for?".  When they told him that they were waiting for this one guy to turn up but he seemed to have been delayed, Prince Phillip replied "Well why don't we just f*ck off without him then?"  

There was also a deep drainage channel running through the floor of the plant and they had built a special little bridge for Prince Phillip to walk over.  When he arrived he just jumped over the channel, then turned round, looked at the bridge and said" Oh sorry was I supposed to walk over that?" lol!!

True story!

Apparently everyone was flabbergasted but afterward couldn't stop laughing.  They agreed he was a really nice, down to earth kind of bloke.

Answer 6

To a 13yo boy who said he wanted to be an astronaut "Be realistic, you are too fat for that!"

To a hotelier, looking at an frayed looking fusebox - "That looks like it was fitted by an Indian!"

He also called traditional Maori tribal dancers "bare-arsed savages"

The man is a tool.

Answer 7

this may be apocryphal but.......

prince to blind woman.....Is that your guide dog

blind woman....................Its a seeing dog for the blind.

prince p...........................Do you know they have eating dogs for anorexics

Answer 8

what about the one when he went with hrh to re-open a run down school in sheffield i think it was. he asked some of the parents if that was the school they used to go to when they replied yes he said thats why your all so bloody thick.

Answer 9

His many gaffes are legendary.

He once made a visit , with Her Majesty the Queen, to the factory wher I worked in the 60`s.

The part of the factory through where they would be walking was cleaned and painted, and even had a loo built, just in case.

The route they were to follow was marked by bunting and low white rope fencing, the floor had been covered to prevent tripping.

The big day arrived and HM and Price Philip were being escorted by the chairman and entourage, accompianied by secret service and the likes and Philip noticed a large machine casting which was off the chosen route. He immediately stepped over the ceremonial fence and set off , hastily followed by the secret service to inspect what he wanted to see, rather than what he was supposed to see.

The whole factory erupted in applause.

Answer 10

More like, THE MAN IS A P****. The sooner people realise how dangerous this man is the better.i always said he helped get rid of Di, Anyone else agree?

Answer 11

Try this one - there are quotes from loads of the royals here!

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/catego...

Answer 12

This site has a long list of them http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Prince_Phil...

Last year he came round to St Catherine's, Oxford to open a new block. Afterwards, he went around inspecting some of the rooms with students in them. The students arranged it so that all of the ethnic minority students would be at the front in an attempt to provoke some  offensive response from the Duke of Edinburgh. Sadly, he was too polite on that day.

Answer 13

I want to be king one day, best joke ever.