Anyone got any good cricket sledging ???

Question

anyone got any good cricket sledging because i only know a couple but they abit rubbish after awhile and i need a wider range cheers

Answer 1

Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan as he was on his way to the wicket,'I waited 2 years for another chance to humiliate you'.

Cullinan, 'looks like you spent the time eating'!

Answer 2

Yeah i got a page full of them,most too dirty to print..

Here's my best 2:

Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff."

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Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first sip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied.

Answer 3

Merv Hughes and Viv Richards:

Merv Hughes usually never short of a word while on the field, rarely keeps quite. During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries.

" This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl."

Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: " In my culture we just say f*ck off."

That's how Australians behave in cricket as gentlemen >LOL~

Answer 4

not so much a sledge, more of a comeback to what Kookee said, cos Rod Marsh once actually said that of Ian Botham, Beefy's response

"Wife's fine, But the kids are retarded!"

Answer 5

Some of the cricket sledgings are given in the following links:

http://bskeshav.sulekha.com/blog/post/20...

http://www.pa.msu.edu/~raman/Personal/Hu...

http://www.chateautoby.com/?page_id=18

http://garysellers.blogspot.com/2006/06/...

http://www.cricket.mailliw.com/archives/...

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread/t-1103...

Answer 6

Greg Thomas,(Glamorgan) got a few sitters past Viv Richards,(Somerset,) and said to him,' Viv, it's round,red & weighs about 5 ounces if you want to know what it looks like'. Next ball Richards hit  over the fence & into a nearby river. He said to Thomas,'Greg, you know what it looks like, so go fetch it!'

Answer 7

Is that a shovel in your hand, cause you're digging yourself a massive hole.

The best one ever was probably Merv Hughes and Robin Smith:

Merv beats Robins bat for consecutive deliveries...

Merv: You can't f***ing bat mate.

Robin hits the next ball for four...

Robin: Hey Merv, we make a good pair don't we - I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl!

EDIT: OMG! The horseman actually gave a constructive answer. Lols to you amazingly! And also lols to KooKee!

Answer 8

Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"

Answer 9

Well, you could call a c**p leg spinner "Stuart McGill".  That's pretty insulting.

Alternately, tell them the TCCB management is on the line, wanting their services - that would have to hurt.

Answer 10

Hows your wife and MY kids?