Anyone got any good "What do you get when you cross a ____ and a ____?" jokes?

Question

For reasons too long to explain, I'm looking for some jokes formatted like this:

What do you get when you cross a ______ and a ______?

A _______!

Fill in the blanks with the best ya got! (The shorter and sweeter the better)

Answer 1

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant ?

A earthquake !

( yeah i know its the oldest one in the book but ah-well )

Answer 2

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a peanut butter?

Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

What do you get if you cross an owl and a goat?

A hootenanny.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

Answer 3

what do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?

something that barks at airplanes

Answer 4

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!