Anyone got any ideas for revenge?

Question

i need revenge ideas on this slag that's trying to get with my bf. ill next be seeing her at a party, what revenge ideas can you think of that would teach her a lesson? preferably subtle revenge.

Answer 1

offer her some gum that makes your breath stink

Answer 2

If you are seeking revenge you might as well dig a grave for two. At least that what it said on the sign I saw in front of a church.

Answer 3

embarrass her when your bf is around

Answer 4

go to the party early and make sure you see her come in

start with more subtle insults first like:

"oh look what the cat dragged in"

make sure you have friends to back you up on things like this

If she talks to your BF say something to your bf like:

"if your done with your charity work, ill be over there"

its all about comeback's, when she insults you, insult her more painfully

remember you want to hurt her in a subtle way, that means her emotions are the target

the key is, find her weakness and exploit it

you have to look for what she is emotionally invested in and show it to the world

of course you have to start getting dirt on her now, then you can either twist that piece of dirt to make it more enticing, or just use it against her in front of everyone.

when i say dirt, i mean really really deep dirt, like maybe she's failing in college or something, or she was arrested a few days ago, or to even hurt her more maybe a dying/sick relative, even previous drug use could work. just make her look bad.

and just remember after all the subtle and painful things you've done in the party, you have to end it with a grand finale, like ask someone to pour the whole bowl of punch on her, or ask your friends to rip off her dress, make sure its something memorable.

and then when shes about to leave bursting in tears, fix a lock of fly away hair she might have then laugh.

don't blame me if it gets too far, believe me, if you do your research on her this is going to work, the only thing you have to worry about now is if you really want to do this to her.

Answer 5

"revenge is a dish best eaten cold" heard that somewhere... actually she might be doing you a favour - relationships are built on trust, if you trust him, then she shouldn't be a problem but if he does something with her, you want to be with a guy that's so easy? you can do so much better...  

Answer 6

Yes. However, revenge never really punishes anyone but you. Want to make yourself look as bad as the "slag" by bringing yourself down to her level? Then go with the revenge. The "lesson" everyone, Including your BF, will learn is that you are no better than the other girl.

"Live a little"? We do, but obviously on a different level, no offense.

Answer 7

no need to take revenge..its not your job to do so

Only GODs.

Answer 8

Live well. That way you get both revenge and the moral high ground. And your bf doesn't get to witness you being a devious, nasty little sneak.

Answer 9

Ignore her completely and if you go to the party with your Bf, just hold his hand and kiss him but avoid eye contact with her ... believe me i've tried it.  It worked like h**l.  I spoiled my slag's evening by completely ignoring her and avoiding eye contact.  Now don't keep your distance though walk past her but do not look at her and don't make any comments about her to anyone.  I'm sure as h**l that some of her spies will come and talk to you just to get u to say something about her. Pretend she don't exist.

Answer 10

get some ether or chloroform, or anything that will knock her out for a while, and hang a mirror in front of her face so the first thing she sees when she wakes up is her severed fingers sown onto her face and her nipples where her nose should be.

of course this may require some surgical skill, it will certainly make her regret her actions.

OH SORRY I DIDN'T READ ALL THE QUESTION, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT REVENGE ON SOMEBODY THAT HAD ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING WRONG TO YOU.

now I've read your question properly I think the best course of action is to forget about it, if your bf likes her more than you it's probably that she's better looking or a nicer person- or more mature!

not really a crime is it?

Answer 11

Some of the greatest advice I have ever heard is that before you start down that road of revenge you should dig two graves....... And if your boyfriend is falling for her antic then maybe you should be looking for another boyfriend and leave your anger with him when you leave him for a more honest and trusting boyfriend..................................

Answer 12

As this is in M & F I suggest you turn into a demon and bite her head off.

That'll teach her.

Answer 13

Well its mean but put laxative in her drink.

But yeah, i would just ignore her if i were you.

Answer 14

Ignoring her is a good idea.

If she really likes him, just make out with him a ton in front of her.

And if thats not enough...

just take a cup full of soda and run past her "accidentally" spilling your drink all over her.  

Answer 15

A clash of the type you are planning is ugly out of the gate and will get uglier as things unfold.  I suspect that what ever revenge you elect will put you in a bad light and the other person will be seen as a victim.  I don't think you will be satisfied with that outcome.  This scenario I've given you is the best case scenario I can think of.   All of the others are worse than this one for you.  Think about this too- this bf that you think has been stolen - is he worth it?  If it is only your pride that is injured but this other person gets a loser, you win.

Answer 16

You just need to move on with your life and not to become obsess with this!

Answer 17

do a choas spell works for me . or u can do reason and persuasion (thats when u use ur fists)  

Answer 18

Ok just to make sure you know I am a nice person!! I don't like people who steal boyfriends or husbands, so I am helping you for that reason! Normally I would pity anyone who had to put revenge on someone but i can kinda see where you are coming from.

The best thing you can do is ignore her, and trust your boyfriend. but you didnt ask for that, you asked for revenge.

if she has a bag and puts it down somewhere (so its not being attended) Open it widley and get something and put it on top of the bag that shows her up. Like an item of clothing that has your name on it (that you haven't let anyone else see you had with you) and then about an hour later walk over to her bag in a temper and say "Omg! that's mine! What are you doing with my (eg) jumper! I can't believe you would steal from me (eg) Claire!" Something like that. That makes your bf think she is horrible and would never think of going out with a thief! Try not to make it to much of a ho ha as you wont want it to go to far, and try not to hurt her feelings to much!

Hope this helps! And I am a nice person!! Even if it may not sound like it