Anyone had bad experience with Plumbing and eating engineers?

Question

never on time and want there money before the job is finished.

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

"Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?

Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."

"A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.

He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'"

Plumbing is the only profession where you'll hear your boss say, "Be sure your 'joints' have lots of 'Dope' in them!"

"Your c**p is my family's bread & butter."

- from Kelly Trimble, Branson, Missouri

Kelly said that those words were used by Roger a former employee of their family. It was Roger's slogan. Roger was a real person who, according to Kelly, used to use "blue language without regard to who was in earshot." Thanks Kelly for your permission to show those words.

A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."

A good flush beats a full house every time.

"A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak....

....and fix it also!"

In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike?

They both bury their mistakes.

....the old stand-by:

How many plumbers does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

Three...

A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

Two...

One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.

Answer 3

I've had a few blockages in the sink, but if were to say i'd becaome so angry i rang up an engineer and cannabilised him...

Well lets just say i was hungry

:-D