Anyone have any funny jokes?

Question

v. bored so does anyone have any jokes they can be rude whatever

Answer 1

Q) what do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?

a) dont take her out again!

HAHA

Q) why toilet paper roll down the hill?

a) to get to the bottom

HAHA

The seven dwarfs were in a bath feeling happy, so happy got out and left

HAHA

A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field

HAHA

Answer 2

yeah!

there was this really ridiculous girl.

and instead of reading the jokes on the jokes page.

she posted a question asking for people to write jokes!

Lol!!!

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Answer 3

A dumb Aggie

An Aggie decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks.

He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads

sticking up. He waters them, but they die.

He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought

defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die.

He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample

Answer 4

rude we can be but we are not allowed to mention the

missionary position

Answer 5

sorry, but they're far too rude to post on here

Answer 6

ok this ones a bit sick, but its only humor..

why are women like parking spaces?

because the good ones are usually all taken and when no one's looking you end up using a disabled one

haha, my buddy told me that in the bar an i cud not stop laughn