Anyone have any good stragetys for winning at the casino or rituals that help I like to play the slots and win

Question

Anyone have any good stragetys for winning at the casino or rituals that help I like to play the slots and win

Answer 1

Heres my favorite strategy

- 1. Buy a blackjack basic strategy card

- 2.  Play touch screen blackjack for 25 cents/hand at the bar

- 3. lose 35 cents per hour

- 4.  proceed to get bombed because all of the drinks are free

- 5.  Your a winner because all of those drinks cost way more than 35 cents per hour.

If you want to win cash,  you need to learn to coutn cards or get very good at poker, neither of which can be summed up in  afew paragraphs so visit the "puzzles and games" section of your local bookstore and buy a book.

Answer 2

Yeah... Slots are for tourists! Play the tables! Why do you think they call the slot machine the "One Armed Bandit"? Because it takes your money with or without a ritual or strategy. Your best strategy is playing a table game. Learn some Blackjack, Poker, Baccarat, or Craps. You'll find it more fun and you'll find winning more a liklihood than at the slot machine.

Answer 3

yes, at the blackjack table, always bet all your chips on the first hand

Answer 4

Yes. First of all, you must dress in the proper colors. Pink and yellow are best. Be sure to wear either a diving helmet or a sombrero, and YOUR SOCKS MUST NOT MATCH.

When in the casino (ALWAYS arrive at an odd numbered hour, and NEVER PLAY on cloudy Tuesdays or windy Fridays), before making any important bet, place your left middle finger in your right nostril, and hop around clockwise on your right foot while chanting the phrase, "Win win win win win win win". (You need to do this for at least fifteen minutes for the spell to work.)

To find a lucky slot machine, simply stand in the middle of the casino floor, close your eyes, extend your arms outward, and wait. You will hear your machine calling to you. Simply walk in that direction, WITHOUT OPENING YOUR EYES, until you are next to your lucky machine.

That's all there is to it!

Answer 5

The casino business is a successful business. Why is it so lucrative? Because people buy into the fact that you can make money by gambling. You can't. You lose money. There are no strategies. You sound like a gambling addict. If gambling for you is a 'ritual', then you have a problem.

I say this not only because you mention gambling, but because you mention slots. There's no skill in slots. At all. You put your money in, pull the lever, and you never see it again. It's monotonous, wasteful, and mindless.

Save your money.

Answer 6

There are no strategies or rituals. The odds are always in favor of the house.

High risk, High return. Bet big and it will give you big returns