Anyone have any naughty and s**y text messages?

Question

Along the lines of these:

Girl: I'm like a radio,my mouth speaker, my left breast tuner, right 1 volume.

Man: Can I try?

(touches the b*****s)-no sound

Girl: U haven't plugged in yet!

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 have pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE b*****d LIE'

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

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I only have a few but I want to expand that collection. Can't seem to find that many.

Answer 1

I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... d**n MOSQUITO

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin l**k.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

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