Anyone have cheesy jokes?

Question

List any and all cheesy jokes you know. I'm looking for one-liners (like, "Why does everyone like the mushroom? Because he's a fungi!") and I'll be extra happy if you tell me ones that have to do with music, especially jazz or classical.

Answer 1

How do you kill a blonde? Put spikes on her shoulders and ask her what 2+2 is.

Get your hand off my chips! Their nachos.

Why was zombie Beethoven ripping up his sheet music? He was de-composing!

Answer 2

What do you get when you cross a skunk and a camel?

A skunkel!!!

Answer 3

Cheesy jokes

A bear went into a pub, asked the bar man for a pint and a ...... Double vodka.

Why the big pause asked the barman

"Because i'm a bear!"

"Doctor doctor  I  have only 60 seconds to live!"

"Just wait a minute"

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet smell

A man goes to the vet and says please  I know my parrot looks dead but can you do anything for him?!

The Vet says one second.... comes back with a cat the cat sniffs it and mews once.

The Vet then goes inside and comes back with a Labradore, the dog sniffs the parrot and barks once.

The vet then says.... "Ok, sorry sir your parrot is dead, you see both the Cat Scan and Lab check came back negative"

Answer 4

how do you kill a big blue elephant ? with a big blue elephant gun

how do you kill a big pink elephant?

strangled it till it turns blue and shoot it with a big blue elephant gun

cheesy enough lol