Anyone know a paper bag joke?

Question

and not the one about the HIV positive.

Answer 1

i think this is the best joke to pull...  and it's simple.  just by getting someone to go to http://stuffididlastnight.com

Answer 2

Yes I do, This guy marries a really stupid, ugly girl because her father is rich. He figures just put a bag over her head to make it work, right?

One day he is working on the house and he tells her bring him the hammer. She runs around talking to herself, "Get the hammer!  Get the hammer!"

Then He says get me some nails.

She runs around saying "Get the nails, get the nails!"

as he works the nail slips, he hits his hand and yells out "OH, Phaque!"

She the yells out "OH BOY! Get the bag! Get the bag!"

Answer 3

i know the hiv one one its really stupid this is the only joke i can think of that mentions a paper bag  probably not what your looking for but you might like it anyway

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'

'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

Answer 4

i dont know  

Answer 5

Uhhkay, Here goes...

Q:What do you get when you cross a paper bag and my boundless rage?

A: An Asskicking!

It's funnier if I put  you in a coma on the punchline.