Anyone know a really good Joke

Question

I mean really funny rolling on the floor funny

Answer 1

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite fabric??

Denim Denim Denim

(Say denim out loud to get it)

Its the song when Mario is underground. Say the word 'denim' out loud three times to get it!!

Answer 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Answer 3

A blonde went on a tour on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached a tunnel, the conductor hurriedly walked through the coaches warning passengers,

"Tunnel ahead. Look out!" The blonde quickly stuck her head out the window, and her forehead met with the concrete entrance of the tunnel.

After being revived 15 minutes later, the blonde's words were, "That stupid SOB! He should have told me to look IN!"

Answer 4

How good is a joke is a relative thing. It may be funny to one but not to others.  It may be a hit or well-received if heard the first time. But no matter how funny a joke is may no longer funny if heard several times.  that's why there is such a thing as a corny "joke"

Answer 5

This guy was walking down the road carrying a paper sack. He runs into a friend who says "Hey,Joe, what you got in the bag?" Joe says,"I got a bottle of wine for my wife." Friend says "Good trade!".

Answer 6

haha very funny... keep the coming... i LOVE funny guys, they are s**y...

Answer 7

i get alex's joke Denim. say it fast sounds like did him