Anyone know a rhyme about not peeing on the floor?

Question

like the rhyme:

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie"

but about sprinkling on the floor??

Answer 1

Not off hand, I'll ask my Grandma... she has a cross stitch in her bathroom that says "Piddle in the middle and the seat will be neat"

I love it!!

Answer 2

if your missing when your pissing - don't be a bore, wipe the floor!!

lol