Anyone know any good your momma jokes or any ones at that

Question

Anyone know any good your momma jokes or any ones at that

Answer 1

ur momma so fat when she put on a red coat and went out, everyone yelled KOOLADE!

your momma so old she gave birth to da golden girls.

your momma so Fat when she got hit by a bus she was like "who threw that rock?

your momma so fat she got hit by a parked car

Your momma so Fat when ever she takes a step theres an earth quake.

i kno more but i 4got!

Answer 2

Yo mama so fat that i have not seen the whole of her till now.

Yo mama so fat the when she farts,Al Gore accuses her of global warming.

Answer 3

Yo mama is so fat, they rented both her ***-cheek for billboard...

(i think they got a site full of yo mama insults)

Answer 4

ya, look up "Larry The Cable Guy" or any of the Blue Collar Team!  They've got tons!  

Answer 5

your mother is so fat and ugly, when she went to japan everybody started screaming RUNN IT GODZILLAA! AHH.

yeah.  

Answer 6

NEWS FLASH!!!

Scientists have discovered intelligent DNA in some women.

Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!

Answer 7

your mama so fat she got tangled in a cordless phone

Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack

Answer 8

Umm, I made these two up so don't laugh at me please,

Your mama is so fat when she went over the rainbow, skittles starting coming out of it. Another one is your mama is so fat when she jumped on Australia, she made it do the continental drift. (In the past when connected to the U.S)

Answer 9

Your Momma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said 'to be continued.

Your Momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Your Momma so dumb when she was locked in a grocery store she starved to death.

your Momma so fat she baptized at sea World.

Your Momma so fat when she died they buried her in a football stadium.

That's all I got.

Answer 10

ur mama so ugly she looks just like you

Answer 11

well.. it's not a yo mama joke but it's still a joke.. "what do you call a Somalian taking a **** on the street..?"

"A show -off"

Answer 12

there was this girl shes 9 months pregnant and she was about to give birth, so she told her husband to take her to the hospital, when they got to the hospital, they took her to the delivery room and the first doctor asked are you ready? okay, 1 ,2 ,3 the baby pops out then the baby asked the doctor "are you my father?" the doctor said no im the doctor, ( the baby pops back inside), then the second doctor came, the doctor said ok 1, 2, 3, the baby pops out and then the baby asked the doctor "are you my father?" the doctor said no im the 2nd doctor, ( the baby pops back inside) the doctor said okay get the father, so the father came, then he said are you ready honey? okay 1, 2, 3, the baby pops out and the baby asked the father "are you my father?" the father said yes son i am your father, the baby stood up and then he started poking his fathers foarhead rapidly with his index finger, then the baby said now you know how annoying it is to be poked on the foarhead. HAHAHA i always loved this joke.

Answer 13

haha

" yo mama so dumb she took a knife to a drive-by! "