Anyone know any jokes about Peru?

Question

Anyone know any jokes about Peru?

Answer 1

The Ecuadorian captain had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from neighboring Peru. 'Pedro,' he ordered his aide-de-camp, 'I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Peruvian military activity.'

'Si, Capitano,' replied Pedro. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way. 'There are many planes coming, Capitano,' he promptly radioed back.

'Friends or enemies?' the Captain demanded urgently.

Pedro again lifted his binoculars to the sky. 'They're flying very closely together, Capitano,' he replied. 'I think they must be friends.'

Answer 2

A drunk man came home very late to his wife. He got into bed upside down, so his muddy feet were on the pillow. He reached over to kiss his wife, to soothe her increasing anger. The Husband became surprised, and forgot to be nice, and said to his wife: your mouth stinks. Now his wife was even more upset, she shouted at him: You foolish old drunken monkey, my mouth doesn't stink, you are upside down in the bed;. you're kissing my dirty feet!

A man's donkey was always getting loose, and going into the neighbor's corn field to eat the corn. Whenever the neighbor would find the donkey in his field, he would lock it up in his own corral for a day without food or water, to punish the donkey. Just before harvest the donkey got out again, and ruined a large part of the corn field. The neighbor was so angry, he was going to lock up the donkey for four days. But the owner of the donkey heard it crying all night in the neighbors corral, and was afraid his donkey would die of thirst. When he came to rescue his donkey, he got into a fight with the neighbor. Other neighbors urged the two men go to a judge in the next village, a half days journey away.

On the way, it got dark, and they decided to camp along the road. They heard the growling of a large hungry Puma coming toward them in the night. One of the men put on his sandals, and got up to run. The other said to him, you're a fool, you can't run faster than a Puma. The man with the sandals replied. I don't have to be faster than the Puma, just faster than you.

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Answer 3

Bloke goes into a golf shop in the capitol of Peru and asks "what are the best clubs you have in here"

Shop keeper replies "The best ones we have are "Tony Lima signature ones"