Anyone know of any massage parlours in London?

Question

can you tell me whereabouts they are thanks.

i mean the type where you can get more than a massage

no lectures please

or dont asnwer

Answer 1

for a free massage....go to any airport, london or heathrow,act suspiciously near customs check in and they will pat you down vigurously....Enjoy.

Answer 2

IT,S A DAMNED LIE,!!!WHY WOULD I KNOW ?

Answer 3

Oh, u naughty boy!!!!!!!

Answer 4

try your local paper, there are always adverts in the back for massages etc.

a friend of mine tried to book her mother a massage. she phoned up a local palour and was politely told they didnt really offer anything suitable for a mother.

There are probably more of them about than you think.

Answer 5

Check up on google

Answer 6

There are plenty... Just look in any phone box, especially around Kings Cross, Earls Court and Marleybone.

If you want a lecture and six of the best for incorrect spelling of answer, you should also be in luck.

Answer 7

Rob you dirty dog, I'd love to help you but i go to church on a Sunday and couldn't possibly partake in such filth !! :D