Anyone know of some funny sayings?

Question

I like the on...

"Always go out with a woman that has small hands.. because it makes your wil*y look big".

Any other good ones?

Answer 1

Well, we have all heard about 'being as much use as a chocolate tea-pot/ash tray/ fire guard - but I really like the one that I heard a couple of months ago about being as much use as a fish-net condom!  It's probably an old one - but I hadn't heard it before.

I also like my coffee rather strong and I used to work with an Irish woman who told me that a 'Mouse could dance on that!'

Answer 2

A Yorkshire saying is If tha ever dus owt for nowt allus

do it for thi sen.

Translation, if you ever do anything for nothing, always do it for your self.

Answer 3

What you said is funny! but sorry i dont have small hands!

I dont really know any! SORRY XX

Answer 4

I thought this one was funny, as it really makes sense!

It doesn't hurt to ask, unless you ask for hurt.

Answer 5

Never fight someone who is uglier than you-they have nothing to lose.

I have another, but it is 1130am!

Answer 6

that of john is good

Answer 7

Russian Proverb: "There is no such thing as an ugly woman, but there is such a thing as not enough vodka" :D

Answer 8

Women and elephants never, ever forget.

Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!