its alright, you mumma so fat even Dora couldnt Explore her
your mama is so ugly, MTV is hosting a show called pimp my face
Yo mamma is sooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Put a condom on ur head bc if ur ganna act like a d**k u might as well dress like 1
You're good looking in a way, away off.
When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.
You're someone who would make a perfect strange
Let's go some place were we can each be alone.
I like you better the more I see you less.
I wish your parents had never met.
If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog.
your momma is so ugly that wen her face wuz on a 100 dollar bill no one excepted it.
ur momma is so dumb tat she stared at a orange juice box for 1 hr becuz it said concentrated.
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quater-back was a refund
try yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
yo mommas so fat she's got more chins than a hong kong phone book,
yo momma's so fat that when she jumped into a pool everyone yelled "TSUNAMI!!!!"
yo mama so fat dat when she went into da ocean the whales sang "we are family, even though ur fatter then me...
YO mama so dumb wen she went 2 the cinema the sign said under 17 not allowed so she went home and got 16 of her friends
ur so dumb u climbed up a glass wall just 2 see wat wuz on the otherside!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
ur so ugly when u looked yourself da mirror u saw poo.
ur so fat i ran around u 2 times and got lost xD
ur so fat when u got in space peaple thoght u were the second moon
ust shut up cuz we all know your never gunna be the man your mom is
if you want to be a two-face, at least make one of the faces pretty
Your mommas like a big mac- full of fat and only worth a dollar
Your mommas so fat she got baptized in sea world
ur soo poor when i stepped on a cigerete ur mom said who turned on the heat
the way u so0o ugly..u make ugly betty luk pretty
u s0o ugly wen u go to a strip club they pay u to keep ur clothes 0n
"damit the way u s0o ugly ,i cn jus see u are ur m0ther's child"
yuor so fat when u sat on the back of a bus the bus did a wheelie
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