Anyone know some good jokes? Please amuse me!?

Question

Anyone know some good jokes? Please amuse me!?

Answer 1

This is a localized joke, but can be adapted to fit any "redneck" region.

How do you know it is prom night in east Texas?

By all the John Deere tractors parked around McDonalds.

Answer 2

This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"

"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"

his dad asked him, "did you jump?"

"A little at first!!"

and my other joke is :

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

CHOKED!!!