Anyone know some really good quotes?

Question

quotes about anything!

Answer 1

I really like funny quotes that make me laugh. Here are some of my favorites:

I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana...I said 'no' but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so...yeah.                        ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€Â“ Mitch Hedberg

I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table. – Mitch Hedberg

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. – Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotomus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotomus? – Mitch Hedberg

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." – Jack Handey

I can imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it. – Jack Handey

"I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon... but I want to stay alive." – Madonna

Answer 2

never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted.

Answer 3

Stephen Wright's quotes are really funny!

http://www.notso.com/wright.htm

“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”

Answer 4

Have a look at my profile over at http://www.quotesdaddy.com/user/adonspot

The best quotes I found are saved there so you might find some of them interesting or maybe create your own collection.

Answer 5

"courage is knowing what not to fear"

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

those are my favorite