Anyone knows what this means?

Question

I'm a 17 year old boy. Why does my p***s become hard and goes up? What does it mean?

Answer 1

its called a ******* ***** ya douche. nice joke!

Answer 2

Its called an erection... lol

Answer 3

its called a *****

and you get em when you get horny lol

Answer 4

Your horny and it points up so when you have intercourse with a female she wont have to be at a right angle when you **** her, you can be parallel to her.  

Answer 5

your horny. its an erection.

Answer 6

It's like a built-in compass so that you always know which direction is north.

Answer 7

It means you fail at life and all attempts at humor.