Anyone one know any good excuses for taking a week of work?

Question

Of to a festival will need the rest of the week to recover, dont want to use backache or stress as a couple of workmates have just used them, need something believable and original, any help will be gratefully received. Thank you

Answer 1

Wouldn't want to wish this on your self, but in growing toe nail perhaps?

Answer 2

if you can afford to just be honest and say you  need a break then you wont have to lie or make up any stories that you may trip up on later

Answer 3

say that you are going to another state to attend a funeral of a relative... I think that'll do..

goodluck

Answer 4

It all depends on where you are going to take your work, some people take it home.

I think that you meant "take off"

Answer 5

Why not admit you are suffering lazy buggeritis? I wonder how many thousands of people would give their eye teeth not to be unwell?

Answer 6

Just say you won't be in because of nausea and fatigue. In other words, you are sick and tired of the place.

Answer 7

Just take it as holiday, no? Book it off!

Answer 8

Abducted by Aliens perhaps !!!

Answer 9

Just tell them you are bored with your job and need a week off, they will let you have the time off to find other employment.

No chance of a good letter of recommendation though, but at least you will get to the festival.

Answer 10

You're attending a funeral/wedding in another state

Your mom is sick

Answer 11

Got the trotsky's. ( Enteritis ) Always works for me.

Answer 12

tell them you seem to have picked up a virus and you can't stray too far from the toilet because you have stuff coming outta both ends.

Answer 13

someone in the famlee died or ur going away on hols maybee? or just tell the truth that u cant be fuked 2 go into work for a week

Answer 14

sickness and the poops no one will want you near them

Answer 15

vacation time?

Answer 16

You have a bug & are incontinent until it goes.

No one wants S****y people around them.