Tom and Dave were out golfing one day. Neither one of them was very good, and they both soon ended up in the rough.
Tom's ball landed in a patch of buttercups, and he took several chops at it, pretty much destroying the flowers before he got his ball back on the fairway. Suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder, and POOF! there appeared a large fairy.
"I'm Mother Nature, and I'm pissed!" she announced. "Do you know how long it took me to make those beautiful buttercups? And you had to come along and destroy them just for your stupid game! Just for that, you get no more butter, for the rest of your life! Not on your toast, on popcorn, not even on your vegetables! No more butter for you!" POOF! and she was gone again.
Tom shook his head. "Wow, that was weird!" Then he realized he hadn't seen Dave in a while.
"Dave, where are you?" he called.
"I'm over here in the pussywillows!"
Dave, whatever you do, DON'T SWING!"
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